Captain Pictures

This is a scary one.

I drew this a couple of years ago, then rock up to a Halloweener party and Mat, who believes he was built for sin (quite possible), is dressed as a SERIAL KILLER.

BUT

HE HAD A SABRE THROUGH A CEREAL BOX WHICH MADE HIM A CEREAL KILLER.
I was impressed and eventually showed him my skills of an artist.

I wouldnt recommend TRYING to eat fried brakelights. Although, is a really slightly related story, i read that some chinese place was deep frying cardboard and selling it as meat. Yep. Unky Herb was onto something.

Its seriously not racist.

Its just a guy being mailed to another guy who just happens to be black.

In other news: Lets go Seal Clubbing!

This is what happens when you drop your steak knife off the table and it pops a balloon, almost making you shit yourself.

You get random images burnt into your brain. This, is one of those images.

Its a

nice day, for some,

new bedding…..

Whats the matter Dylan? CIA got you pushin too many pencils?

Arent we all?

Johnny Depp down in your heart, you know the answer.

I actually have not seen this movie.

Actually, i create more seduction agents about movies i have not seen, than movies i have seen.

Hows that for iconic.

I have to say, this is one of my favourite seducing agents to date.

I actually remember the moment that i thought of it was literally half way stepping off a train at Flinders St Station, Israel. or Melbourne.

I concerntrated hard so i wouldnt forget it before i got to work. This may or may not have resulted in the image being burnies into my brainies.

Fortune tellers? how droll! Stop the coach.

Rolling rolling rolling…..

Footsteps, on the dance floor…. REMINDS ME BABY OF YOU!